It took me a long time to decide to do this blog because I said if I do it I am going to be honest and not hold back. Already a couple of my friends have called me out for holding back on the shit I normally say and normally think...so here goes!
The bar/club scene:
First thing first, straight men go to bars and clubs for one reason and it is women. Everyone cut the bullshit, we may go to watch a game but every commercial break, halftime, and before and after the game I am looking for women and usually the ones who are drinking. If there aren't many at in the bar I start looking at the staff. Almost everything I do in a bar is calculated. I mean from my clothes, my hair, who I am with, where I sit (if I have an option) all the way down to who I talk to. Before I get too deep into this let me say that I have been rejected many, many times but I really don't care because I always learn from it. But I have also been successful. Here are some examples of things that I have done or witnessed.
Some things are very subtle like asking for a cigarette from a girl that is smoking when I have never smoked in my life. I have been involved in bets to see who could get the least attractive person from a bar. I have went to bars with the intention to hook up with someone's coworker just to piss them off or prove a point. I once met a girl that was drinking at a bar to find out that she was in town to buy a prom dress?! What did I do...hit on her older sister. I have locked people out of my house at 4 in the morning because of their attitude or lack of personality. I have paid drunk friends to make out with unattractive people at bars just to laugh. I have done the walk of shame without pants. I have taken my clothes off at a bar more than once just for fun. I could do this for days but I do have a point to prove before I am judged.
The point is this, almost everyone is at a bar or club for the same reasons! They may not be as involved as some of that shit but it is the same mentality. Don't believe me? How many of you reading have seen someone out that you found very attractive and haven't left with them? You can lie to your friends, bf's, and gf's but I know this applies to most of you. The most common reason that a female will not leave with someone that they are very attracted to isn't relationships or marriage. It is a very sober and/or very unattractive girlfriend who is out to ruin everyones night! She says that she "is looking out for her girl." Or some other BS along those lines.
My final piece of info on this rant is about buying drinks. I have never bought a female that I don't know a drink for any other reason than to hook up. I look better when you drink more and vice versa. Females that you don't know don't ask you for a drink unless they think you are a d bag. I buy wingmen and friends drinks when they have to take care or distract that girlfriend of yours that "is looking out for her girl!" Actually I have gotten drunk for free many times because I had to talk to her!
I hope you enjoy, and again don't judge until you look in the mirror!
Cheers!!
Very true. Well put. The truth hurts bitches!
ReplyDeleteOnly you, J. Only you.
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