Ladies and Gentlemen I am going to give this one away for free. This is the strict law that men are supposed to live by but a lot of them have a problem following "Man Law." We call these men...bitches! Let's get right into this one!
First Law:
You have to be a wingman no matter what! I have touched on this one in an earlier blog but wanted to clarify. If a group of guys are out and there is one or two girls fucking up the whole night someone in the group has to step up. I don't care if you're married or single but someone has to entertain. If you have to make balloon animals or juggle so be it! I always give examples so here is a vague one. I'm not going to get detailed to protect the innocent but I had a friend hook up with the most unattractive girl I have ever seen. I know it is differnet strokes for different folks but I swear this girl shaves with a fucking steak knife. I mean I got drunk and threw kitty litter at her. With that being said, he steeped up and took one for the team!
2nd Law:
This one is very simple but overlooked way too often. A girl once asked me how us guys decide who is going to hit on or try to pick the so called "hot" girl in a group setting. When you're younger you may not have enough experience to handle this but the answer is easy. We don't!! You always let the girls decide. You feel out the situation and the women will gravitate towards the guy they like eventually. You win some and you loose some on an individual level but the team always wins!
3rd Law:
You would think this one was a given but hells no it is not! You never cock block!! I shouldn't have to explain this one. If you like a girl but she is throwing at one of your friends swallow your pride buy the two of them a drink and keep it moving.
4th Law:
This is the most important one on this list! You never and I mean never tell on a man for cheating! I do not care if someone steals your wife and then cheats on her with your sister! You keep your mouth shut!! You may think I am kidding but I am not. I would lie to Jesus on Christmas to keep a friend out of trouble. Let me give you an example on this one. I was with a friend at a bar/club a few years ago here in Charlotte. We were sitting at a "L" shaped booth. I was on the end, then girl, my friend, girl. My friend is basically stuck in the middle. Up walks his girlfriend and her roommate while he has his arm around this girl. She starts going off I jump up and he says "Baby calm down." That doesn't work of course and she is still yelling crazy shit. He then says, "I just met these bitches and they ask us to sit down." Then the girl sitting chimes in "What you slept with me last night!" Now I have to get involved and start saying that these broads are lying we don't know them, yada, yada, yada. Now his girl knew we were lying but just like O.J. they couldn't prove shit!
This isn't the full list but just the highlights!! Cheers...
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