Children's Story

Once upon a time there was a man named Jamie.  Jamie lived with his dear friend Aleah.  Jamie was always fond of dogs but Aleah absolutley loved them.  She had a female dog named Emma and a smaller male dog named Sammy Pickles.  They all lived in a house together.  One day Aleah came home with a new puppy and named her UNO!

Uno was a very pretty dog but she used to be owned by some bad people (maybe football players). These people taught Uno to not play nice with other dogs.

One dark rainy day Jamie tried to get Emma and Sammy Pickles to go into another room so that Uno could come out and get some exercise.  Sammy Pickles was tired and decided he didn't want to leave the couch so he tried to bite Jamie on his hand.  Thankfully Sammy Pickles missed and Jamie didn't have to prove that all dogs do go to heaven. 

Jamie came up with a new plan he would just put Uno of her leash and walk her out of the house so she could play with her toys in the yard.  Jamie sprang into action!  He was home alone so the only thing Jamie was wearing were pajama pants.  No shirt, no socks, no shoes, not even underoos!  Jamie put pretty Uno on her leash and the two of them started making  their way through their home when Sammy Pickles made his second mistake of the day! Sammy Pickles decided he wanted to argue with Uno.  This was a bad idea!  Jamie knew that Uno was a very good at arguing and Jamie also knew if Aleah came home to two dogs instead of three that he would be homeless.

Jamie made another great decision and got Uno out the house as soon as possible.  Since Jamie was in a panic he closed the door behind him and soon realized that he locked him self out!  Jamie's keys and phone were on the coffee table.  This made Jamie sad!  He was outside in November almost completely naked with a puppy that doesn't play nice with other puppies.  But wait, there was one positive!  If Jamie or Uno needed water they were sure to have plenty since there were so many rain clouds in the sky! 

Jamie had another decision to make?!  He could walk to a phone but was worried that Mr. Police Offer may have a problem with his clothing (or lack of).  He also knew that if Aleah came home and unknowingly opened the door that Sammy Pickles was going to have a very bad if Uno got to her first.  Jamie decided he would stay in the yard and play with Uno.  While throwing the ball Jamie felt something on his foot!  He looked down and he was standing where Uno went to the bathroom the day before!  But there were no worries because it was raining hard enough to wash it off!

After 3.5 hours of playing with Uno Aleah was home and Jamie could go back inside!  When Aleah asked Jamie if he had any visitors he replied I sure did and her name was Karma!

The End