Random redneck thoughts!

I laugh at the movie Forrest Gump for all the wrong reasons.

Women stop complaining about periods once you are 20.  you have had enough years to get use to it.  if i was kicked in my man parts 5 to 7 days a month i would stop complaining and deal with after a few years.

your religion sucks too

stop hating on people who look different

most people look to retire at 65.  porn stars should start thinking about it a lot earlier!

there are way too many crayons.  damn box is more colorful than my clothes

horror movies blow for the most part

don't ever tell a woman something that you don't want her to tell another woman.  not possible

most women fake orgasms, just go with it and occasionally you might hit one out of the park

don't bring kids into bars, i will cuss loud on purpose

i want to be cremated because i hate dirt and bugs now

curse someone out occasionally, it makes you feel better

if you can't keep a plant from dying don't buy a dog

ketchup is overrated

i am way to much of a pansy to sky dive

i still don't know what's eating gilbert grape or whatever his name is

minority comedians can be racist and its accepted.  and i think the shit is hilarious

if you fall in public i am laughing at you, and i don't care how old you are

men and women stop burping out loud!  its nasty

and chew with your mouth closed!!

was anne frank's diary ever proof read or spell checked?

there are usually hot women at harris teeter

i want an old school starter jacket this winter or maybe a triple fat goose

alcohol is worse than the reefer and where the hell is dave chapelle?

my phone number was once wrote on  a bathroom stall and someone called me

girls don't go number 2...ever

maybe i should do nude modeling, i will have to lay off the beer first

i want a drink you can have the two step

evolution is correct or i will be a monkey...that makes no sense

ice cream is awesome!

beat your kids, grounding them doesn't do shit

cheerleaders should play volleyball at halftime of football games

i love vegetables

if you don't ask someone there name then you don't have to worry about not knowing it

i saw a guy put his finger down a girls pants 2 days ago, she almost whipped his arse and prob should've.

why do assholes always act up when something goes on down/uptown charlotte.  i stay my ass away from uptown because of it

i love freaks, they come out at night

out of time for now, be back real soon!!