I like V Necks!

There are certain rules that I have made up and try and live by.  Well someone decided to break one Saturday so now I am going to recap what happened.  Let us begin...

Saturday afternoon I stroll my happy ass back to my place of business to check on a few things and get a little work done.  One of my employees is almost laughing when she tells me someone left something for me.  I see a bag and what the hell is inside it?!  My damn t-shirt.  What kind of adult shows up at someones place of business with their clothes?!  Now from previous blogs I have admitted to doing some really stupid stuff at someones business.  Not going into details again but I have never showed up with clothes.  So this is what I am going to do.  How's about I tell everyone how she got it.

10pm Friday night Darkness (a friend of mine is "Darkness") shows up at my residence with a bottle of liquor.  Him and I listen to music, drink beer and start taking shots.  We call this pregaming!  This is when we plan our attack and it helps save money and people already look better when you get to your destination.  We hit up one of our usual spots and it is dead.  We then head to a hole in the wall spot where one of my friends bartends and start getting after it.  Now we are there for one reason and I told you before that reason is to hit on women.  There aren't that many in attendance so we head out and go to one more spot.  When I walk in I see a lovely woman that has rejected me in the past but who gives a shit I ask her if she is going to let me buy her a drink.  She knows me pretty well and knows I am full of shit so she laughs and says yes. 

Side note:  she agreed last year to have a drink with me but I ask her best friend out the same damn day without knowing they were friends!  I should have did some research first.  Back to Friday night...

Her and I are talking when Darkness walks up and ask if I saw the girl in brown and black.  I say no so of course he points her out and we are plotting again.  I do notice her friend looking at me so I know what has to be done.  I go introduce myself to the whole group.  The girl wearing the brown and black isn't the one I am after even though she is a lot more attractive.  I told you all in the past that we let the women choose the men and it worked like a mofo Friday night!  Darkness is getting tired and it is late so he tells me that he is out.  I say cool, be safe and hit me up tomorrow.  Back to the damn t-shirt queen!  So I don't get sued lets call her Irene.  Irene ask what I do for a living.  Which means how much money do I make.  But I play the game and tell her that I am a dish washer.  We keep the bullshit going for a while and she says where did your friend go?  I tell her that he already left and she ask if I need a ride home.  Jackpot!!  The damn t-shirt quenn drives a car that probably cost 50 or 60k and she informs me that she is a pharmicist and she is from a different country and does have an awesome accent.  I am giving details of Irene because she showed up at my place of business with that damn shirt!  We go inside and she ask me for my shirt, I said give me yours and you can have mine.  I will let you figure the rest out but what is the moral of this story?!  Well I don't have morals is one part of it and the other part is, yeah I really do like v necks but is one worth me putting your business on the web?!

I hope you enjoyed and remember everyone has skeletons in their closet but I have a mother f'ing graveyard in mine!

Cheers!!