My Roommates Rules!!

My roommate is a lovely woman and one of my best friends so I have her rules for when she goes out of town, they are awesome!!

She leaves a list of things to do for her muts/dogs but then on page 2 she leaves my list and I am going to share it with you word for word!

Rules:

1.  Do not bring hookers home

2.  Lock doors and don't let dogs out

3.  Don't cook anything drunk

4.  Don't forget to come home and take care of dogs

5.  Do not have sex in my bed or couch

6.  Don't forget to do anything on other sheet

7.  If you wash clothes, clean lent tray!

Thank you!  I love you (she use the girly heart symbol)!  Be safe!

Now in my defense I would never bring a hooker home, I would go to a motel/hotel depending on the price.  I wouldn't have sex in her bed because my bed is awesome!  These metal rails are the deuce!
I am also an expert at cooking while wasted.  I owned a restaurant until last week and I may have gone in there once or twice after leaving multiple bars.
I have only let a dog out once and no it wasn't Benji.  It was Emma and or Sammy and they got back in fine.
I do wash clothes a lot!  But she will tell you that I do most of the cleaning here and I never leave a mess!

I hope you enjoyed now it's time for me to run along get smashed and find that motel!