Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I will blog you right in the kisser!

I enjoy reading a few different blogs and ran across one yesterday that I found very interesting!  Not biting off anyone's material but it basically said women shouldn't put men before their friendship and if they do it usually bites them in the arse!

I will be damned but she hit the nail on the head.  So today I figured I would give my opinion on some relationship issues and shat!

Let's go ahead and get the BS out of the way and talk about cheating.  It happens all the time, it happened to me years ago and it is going to continue to happen.  So why the hell are a lot of people still so big on marriage?  I don't get it!  I have pushed people away and not let people get close to me emotionally and have been called an ass by a few women that I have dated.  You want to know why?  Because I knew that they were not the right person for me.  Not knocking them there are some great women in my past but there is no point in acting and getting too involved.  Of course there are exceptions to every rule and Dip Shit already knows.

Since I like to ramble on here and I don't proof read any damn thing I might as well go ahead and throw myself under the bus and then defend myself as usual!  Being single has been fun but it like everything else has it peaks and valleys.  Some people may think that I have slept around?  Well guess what unless you were there you don't know shit.  Innocent until proven guilty!  To hell with it lets go ahead and piss some people off!  You want to know why people usually cheat?!  If you aren't handling business in the bedroom they will go somewhere else.  As I have said in the past we all have off days but if you and your significant other aren't getting busy someone else is doing it for you.  Guys if your woman is into some kinky shit then you better decide if you can handle it asap!  Take that trip to the porn store and buy those pills if you have to.  If not that fucker on the commercial will be at your house throwing that damn football through your tire swing!  Now why did I  just get a little pissy?!  Because I have been called a slut lately and it is starting to irritate me!  Be honest, do women want some damn little altar boy in the bedroom?!  Hells no, I test drive anything before I buy it!  Practice makes perfect people so feel free to judge me.  But as always think of all the scandalous shit you have done first and then think of all the shit you have never told your significant other!

Have a great day and I am going to go look for a new car!  ha

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