Pass the stuffing!

Sooo, tomorrow we get fat and give thanks!  Well, I might as well give thanks a day in advance...

Thanks to the Charlotte Observer!  My blog isn't that bad compared to your shitty articles.

Thanks to you Mr. President(s)!  It is because of you Mr. Clinton, Bush, and Obama that my debt isn't bad at all compared to the U.S.!  Don't believe me?  Ask Standard and Poors.

Thanks to you NBA!  I live in North Carolina and we don't really give a shit about you anyway.  College basketball is all that matters here!

Thanks to all those old women on that sorry ass show The View!  Tomorrow when I think I can't eat one more piece of pie I will think of you and force it down.

Thanks to some not all of the Penn State students for rioting!  You showed the rest us what a real gaggle of idiots look like!  Morons...

No thanks to the U.S. Justice system!  Why the hell is this perv Sandusky not dead or in jail?  Yeah, I know I'm beating a dead horse but seriously?!

Thanks to you turkeys!  You aren't even close to being as tasty as a chicken but you still get slaughtered this time of year so us men can fight over one of your legs!

Thanks to you 104.7 for starting your X-Mas music so early!  I mean I want to hear this shit all year, can you please play it on the 4th too?!

Thanks to P.E.T.A.!  I guess you weirdos just chalk Thanksgiving up as a loss every year.

Thanks to you pilgrims!  How do you get a holiday for killing the people who saved your arse?!  Oh yeah, you're European and killed people of color, that never happens.  Yeah, I said it!

Thanks to you Wal-Mart!  If I am feeling real poor I cheat on Target and come see you!

Thanks to you Bartender!  You make everybody more interesting and attractive...especially me!

Thanks to you China!  I love your food...that's all.


Seriously, thanks to all my friends and family for dealing w me and everything that comes along with that job!  I love you all and I truly am thankful!