Top Ten!!

REASONS TO MANSCAPE

1. Very Simple...Hygeine
2. The 80's are long gone!  Even the "hair bands" are going bald.
3. You might be able to talk her into it on a day other than your birthday.
4. Do you like wool socks?  She doesn't either!
5. Buying new razors gives you another reason to go to the pharmacy.
6. Less chance of a zipper error.
7. You can justify that bottle of lotion that you use "for your skin."
8. Proves that you are smarter than a fifth grader.
9. Less friciton and more diction!
10. And finally...IT LOOKS BIGGER!