Yesterday a friend of mine says to me, "Jamie you make me feel good about myself." I'm thinking bullshit what the hell are you talking about and what did I do wrong. She then says, "sometimes I think I am crazy then I just think about you and I seem really normal." Well slap me around and call Suzy! (that is from a movie not taking a shot at anyone). Then later yesterday one of my best friends tells me that some of our mutual friends are worried about me because of this blog and my actions. I know and love both of these people but after these conversations I thought why not step this madness up a little?! I have kept this about PG-13 until now...follow me!
For those of you who don't really want to believe or actually come to grips with what really goes on let me help you out. Does shit really happen in strip clubs on occasion?! Yep, think I am lying if you want to but I have seen it and even threw in money. Once I was told by a dancer that I can't afford her. My reply "you don't know what I can afford." Her reply "for 1000 I will spend the night with you." Hahaha, my rebutle "for 1000 you are staying for a week and my friends are coming over!" Then you want to talk about a small world. How about I met another dancer a couple of years later at a bachelor party and when I went to her house who the hell was her roommate?! Yep, Ms. 1000 a night....
Next topic most of you probably don't think that brothels, gambling houses, private parties, etc. don't exist. Think again, it isn't what you know it is who you know. I'm nobody and I know enough shit to cause divorces all over this country. I could tell women how their spouse, boyfriend or whatever cheats and how they hide it, where the money comes from and where it goes. Guys don't be dumb either. Women out here are doing the same things but they are usually way more clever than men. I know people that can make people go away for the right price. I know where to get drugs if I ever wanted them. Let me make this clear though, I have never done a drug in my life, I don't enjoy gambling, and I don't go to these places but you can bet your ass that they are a lot closer than you think. I will leave that one alone to make sure someone doesn't hunt me down.
On to the next one. You want to know how to hook up with girls in bars?! It is real simple and again I am an average looking guy and you can believe it if you want to but here it is. All you have to do is find one girl that works there that is attracted to you. If you go in and pick one to hit on you may screw yourself. So when you find the one that is interested in you hook up with her and she will tell at least one other girl there and then every damn person who works there will know. Then if she had good things to say you move on to the next. Here is another example of what really happens. Two weeks ago I was out late at a bar where I have hooked up with girls. I call a girl I dated in college and she stops by for a drink. Her and I leave to join a birthday party uptown. Once we get uptown I make out with another girl at the bar. End of the night we all jump in a cab and I end up staying with a different girl. Now you may think I am a pig or whatever but every damn one of those girls saw what was going on that night and they contributed.
I'm out of time right now but if you want crazy I have it. To be continued...
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