I have refrained from blogging due to some personal and business issues that I am not going to discuss on here but figured I should write some shit down and clear my mind. Here I go...
All the stuff I write about people in general being crazy and scandalous is absolutley true and I confirmed this once again or maybe two or three times since my last blog. Hell I am part of the problem but it is so much fun that I continue to do it. I have let my roomie in on some of the nutty shit that goes on and at first she didn't believe me until I showed her some of the evidence. And yes I am beating around the bush to protect the guilty! Bottom line do not ever trust anyone in a relationship and please know that if you are not handling your business (man or woman) someone else will!
To continue my rambling I will switch speeds and talk about something pleasent for once. My friends are the SHIT! The title of this blog explains me a little, I have come to face the fact that I am a little crazy and a little nuts but not stupid at all. I am going off on a tangent to explain why my friends are the deuce by giving some more background info. When I said in the past that I watch everything when out in public I am not shitting you. I remember details of shit that I shouldn't remember, I know things about people that I shouldn't know, and I take it all in! Since my last blog I have told a lady friend that I knew about her hooking up with a guy 4 years ago that I have never met. Her response "how the fuck do you know that?" I made a comment to another lady friend about her being allergic to latex. I learned that about 10 years ago and her response "how do you remember stuff like that?" I had a woman in Vegas tell me that if I could remember her phone number that she would "party with us" later. After getting smashed at the pool I called her a few hrs later and then she ended up slapping me but thats another story. I know females who don't like hats backwards, I know others who like beards and who don't and I always go around them when my appearance matches. I may have went around Charlotte with a loaded weapon drunk as hell and thinking crazy shit and then again I may not have. Now back to the subject at hand my friends. They all know what is true and what is not and they hear the crazy shit that I think and they are still there and were there when I hit rock bottom. Most of you think shit is a joke or that people are mostly calm and you are dead wrong. The people that I am writing about right now know some of the madness that really goes on and they still come around and care about what happens to my monkey ass.
I told you I was rambling today so I am switching speeds again. I have wrote about one person in detail on this blog and I have had people tell me not to do that and that she doesn't deserve my time and other stuff. You know what? Fuck that, I cut my phone off a few weeks ago and almost went crazy and she was there. She had people telling her to stay away from me too because of my actions but when I need to talk to someone she is always there to listen. So if people don't like it kiss my arse because you are not going to change my mind about this one.
Finally, for those of you who may be spooked a little I will let you in on a secret. I haven't been able to sleep much in years but nothing can stop me. I am a little OCD and I do not have one ounce of quit in me. When I go down it will be a sight to see but it isn't coming any time soon!
This blog is probably in shambles but I feel better already! Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah (typo?)!!!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Oh Really Fool...
Yesterday a friend of mine says to me, "Jamie you make me feel good about myself." I'm thinking bullshit what the hell are you talking about and what did I do wrong. She then says, "sometimes I think I am crazy then I just think about you and I seem really normal." Well slap me around and call Suzy! (that is from a movie not taking a shot at anyone). Then later yesterday one of my best friends tells me that some of our mutual friends are worried about me because of this blog and my actions. I know and love both of these people but after these conversations I thought why not step this madness up a little?! I have kept this about PG-13 until now...follow me!
For those of you who don't really want to believe or actually come to grips with what really goes on let me help you out. Does shit really happen in strip clubs on occasion?! Yep, think I am lying if you want to but I have seen it and even threw in money. Once I was told by a dancer that I can't afford her. My reply "you don't know what I can afford." Her reply "for 1000 I will spend the night with you." Hahaha, my rebutle "for 1000 you are staying for a week and my friends are coming over!" Then you want to talk about a small world. How about I met another dancer a couple of years later at a bachelor party and when I went to her house who the hell was her roommate?! Yep, Ms. 1000 a night....
Next topic most of you probably don't think that brothels, gambling houses, private parties, etc. don't exist. Think again, it isn't what you know it is who you know. I'm nobody and I know enough shit to cause divorces all over this country. I could tell women how their spouse, boyfriend or whatever cheats and how they hide it, where the money comes from and where it goes. Guys don't be dumb either. Women out here are doing the same things but they are usually way more clever than men. I know people that can make people go away for the right price. I know where to get drugs if I ever wanted them. Let me make this clear though, I have never done a drug in my life, I don't enjoy gambling, and I don't go to these places but you can bet your ass that they are a lot closer than you think. I will leave that one alone to make sure someone doesn't hunt me down.
On to the next one. You want to know how to hook up with girls in bars?! It is real simple and again I am an average looking guy and you can believe it if you want to but here it is. All you have to do is find one girl that works there that is attracted to you. If you go in and pick one to hit on you may screw yourself. So when you find the one that is interested in you hook up with her and she will tell at least one other girl there and then every damn person who works there will know. Then if she had good things to say you move on to the next. Here is another example of what really happens. Two weeks ago I was out late at a bar where I have hooked up with girls. I call a girl I dated in college and she stops by for a drink. Her and I leave to join a birthday party uptown. Once we get uptown I make out with another girl at the bar. End of the night we all jump in a cab and I end up staying with a different girl. Now you may think I am a pig or whatever but every damn one of those girls saw what was going on that night and they contributed.
I'm out of time right now but if you want crazy I have it. To be continued...
For those of you who don't really want to believe or actually come to grips with what really goes on let me help you out. Does shit really happen in strip clubs on occasion?! Yep, think I am lying if you want to but I have seen it and even threw in money. Once I was told by a dancer that I can't afford her. My reply "you don't know what I can afford." Her reply "for 1000 I will spend the night with you." Hahaha, my rebutle "for 1000 you are staying for a week and my friends are coming over!" Then you want to talk about a small world. How about I met another dancer a couple of years later at a bachelor party and when I went to her house who the hell was her roommate?! Yep, Ms. 1000 a night....
Next topic most of you probably don't think that brothels, gambling houses, private parties, etc. don't exist. Think again, it isn't what you know it is who you know. I'm nobody and I know enough shit to cause divorces all over this country. I could tell women how their spouse, boyfriend or whatever cheats and how they hide it, where the money comes from and where it goes. Guys don't be dumb either. Women out here are doing the same things but they are usually way more clever than men. I know people that can make people go away for the right price. I know where to get drugs if I ever wanted them. Let me make this clear though, I have never done a drug in my life, I don't enjoy gambling, and I don't go to these places but you can bet your ass that they are a lot closer than you think. I will leave that one alone to make sure someone doesn't hunt me down.
On to the next one. You want to know how to hook up with girls in bars?! It is real simple and again I am an average looking guy and you can believe it if you want to but here it is. All you have to do is find one girl that works there that is attracted to you. If you go in and pick one to hit on you may screw yourself. So when you find the one that is interested in you hook up with her and she will tell at least one other girl there and then every damn person who works there will know. Then if she had good things to say you move on to the next. Here is another example of what really happens. Two weeks ago I was out late at a bar where I have hooked up with girls. I call a girl I dated in college and she stops by for a drink. Her and I leave to join a birthday party uptown. Once we get uptown I make out with another girl at the bar. End of the night we all jump in a cab and I end up staying with a different girl. Now you may think I am a pig or whatever but every damn one of those girls saw what was going on that night and they contributed.
I'm out of time right now but if you want crazy I have it. To be continued...
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
3 Things...
There was a lot of crazy shit that went on last weekend but I have decided to save some of that for a rainy day and switch this blog up a little. Here you go...
Currently and the last few years of my life I have come to realize that 3 things basically occupy most of my time and they are work, alcohol, and working out. When I was younger there were other things that occupied my time such as sports and school but for the most part those are things of the past. So I am going to focus on the three that I deal with now and kind of weigh the pros and cons of each.
Work:
For most of us this is a requirement or something that has to be done. We all choose different paths. For example I use to work a 9 to 5 and I have mixed feelings about it. When I was at a small company I loved it; I was young and we all worked together to make money. I made a mistake and left that company for a huge corporation. Now I am not going to slam corporations because I know Charlotte would not be anything remotely close to what it is today without a handful of companies but I could not stand working in that enviroment! The amount of politics I had to deal with was complete bullshit and I truly believe for most middle to lower class people there is a glass ceiling. There are exceptions and I will leave it at that to make sure I do not get my ass black balled from Charlotte. Now I am self-employed and I love it. But let me explain. Until you take that step or plunge you have no damn clue of what it is really like. The amount of stress is unreal sometimes and that 9 to 5 is long gone. Not sleeping, eating, or seeing some people becomes the norm. I have been on lots of dates but have yet to find some one who can deal with my work schedule. I will answer my phone during a first date, I will leave your house at 4 or 5 in the morning, I will get out of your car and call a cab or walk before I go to far from my business. Your employees really do not know what you sacrifice for them. I have fallen asleep in at least 6 bars in Charlotte after long work weeks and a few drinks. With all that said, America was built on people taking risks and taking chances but you better be a special kind of crazy before you do!
Next topic Alcohol:
Talk about a love, hate relationship! Where do I begin with this one?! I do enjoy alcohol but there are negatives involved as we all know. First I truly believe that I am "wired" differently than most. I have the ability to go to bars and not drink (it has been harder lately but still do able) but when I do drink there is none of this just a couple shit. If I have one I am having 15. The dumbest things that I have ever done in my life are related to alcohol. I am not blaming it on alcohol or even saying that drinking is bad because I don't think so. The dumb/crazy shit I have done is my fault and alcohol was the crutch I used as an excuse. I have ruined multiple relationships, been injured, been in trouble, and almost killed as a by product but I still drink. Some of you probabaly will read this and think I should quit...too bad. I may slow down sometimes but there is a flip side to this. I have an addictive personality so I have never and will never do drugs. I don't even like taking tylenol or asprin. Why do I mention that?! Because alcohol helps me sleep sometimes it helps me forget about shit that I don't want to think about for a few hrs. Yeah, yeah, I do face reality but occasionally I want a damn break! Not to mention the magic it works in bars!
And finally there is working out or exercise:
Since high school I have always exercised at least a little (with the exception of my first year of college) and it actually has some of the same effects as alcohol. I have always ran a little but a few years ago I really go into it and was knocking out about 30 to 40 miles weekly. I learned that not only does this help your body but also your mind. If I am by myself and running I can think with a clear mind and it also becomes a stress reliever. But just like working and alcohol there are negatives. I can become obsessive with this too and push myself extremely hard. This is usually good but with the amount of injuries I have had in my life my damn body starts to hurt! I have ran races limping due to knee pain but there was no way in hell I was going to stop. I worked out when a neurosurgeon told me not to. In my younger days I played football 3 weeks after tearing another knee ligament.
To wrap it up what have I learned while writing and thinking about this?! The old saying is true, "too much of anything is not good for you." I realize that too much work (too much for me would kill most! ha) leads me to drink to relieve stress because I don't have the enerey to work out. Too much alcohol leads me to do a lot of dumb shit and put my health at risk, which then effects my work and my ability to work out. And if I decide to work out like a maniac I am again putting my health at risk which effects my work and my ability to get smashed on occasion.
So I guess I need to find out how to balance the 3 things...
Currently and the last few years of my life I have come to realize that 3 things basically occupy most of my time and they are work, alcohol, and working out. When I was younger there were other things that occupied my time such as sports and school but for the most part those are things of the past. So I am going to focus on the three that I deal with now and kind of weigh the pros and cons of each.
Work:
For most of us this is a requirement or something that has to be done. We all choose different paths. For example I use to work a 9 to 5 and I have mixed feelings about it. When I was at a small company I loved it; I was young and we all worked together to make money. I made a mistake and left that company for a huge corporation. Now I am not going to slam corporations because I know Charlotte would not be anything remotely close to what it is today without a handful of companies but I could not stand working in that enviroment! The amount of politics I had to deal with was complete bullshit and I truly believe for most middle to lower class people there is a glass ceiling. There are exceptions and I will leave it at that to make sure I do not get my ass black balled from Charlotte. Now I am self-employed and I love it. But let me explain. Until you take that step or plunge you have no damn clue of what it is really like. The amount of stress is unreal sometimes and that 9 to 5 is long gone. Not sleeping, eating, or seeing some people becomes the norm. I have been on lots of dates but have yet to find some one who can deal with my work schedule. I will answer my phone during a first date, I will leave your house at 4 or 5 in the morning, I will get out of your car and call a cab or walk before I go to far from my business. Your employees really do not know what you sacrifice for them. I have fallen asleep in at least 6 bars in Charlotte after long work weeks and a few drinks. With all that said, America was built on people taking risks and taking chances but you better be a special kind of crazy before you do!
Next topic Alcohol:
Talk about a love, hate relationship! Where do I begin with this one?! I do enjoy alcohol but there are negatives involved as we all know. First I truly believe that I am "wired" differently than most. I have the ability to go to bars and not drink (it has been harder lately but still do able) but when I do drink there is none of this just a couple shit. If I have one I am having 15. The dumbest things that I have ever done in my life are related to alcohol. I am not blaming it on alcohol or even saying that drinking is bad because I don't think so. The dumb/crazy shit I have done is my fault and alcohol was the crutch I used as an excuse. I have ruined multiple relationships, been injured, been in trouble, and almost killed as a by product but I still drink. Some of you probabaly will read this and think I should quit...too bad. I may slow down sometimes but there is a flip side to this. I have an addictive personality so I have never and will never do drugs. I don't even like taking tylenol or asprin. Why do I mention that?! Because alcohol helps me sleep sometimes it helps me forget about shit that I don't want to think about for a few hrs. Yeah, yeah, I do face reality but occasionally I want a damn break! Not to mention the magic it works in bars!
And finally there is working out or exercise:
Since high school I have always exercised at least a little (with the exception of my first year of college) and it actually has some of the same effects as alcohol. I have always ran a little but a few years ago I really go into it and was knocking out about 30 to 40 miles weekly. I learned that not only does this help your body but also your mind. If I am by myself and running I can think with a clear mind and it also becomes a stress reliever. But just like working and alcohol there are negatives. I can become obsessive with this too and push myself extremely hard. This is usually good but with the amount of injuries I have had in my life my damn body starts to hurt! I have ran races limping due to knee pain but there was no way in hell I was going to stop. I worked out when a neurosurgeon told me not to. In my younger days I played football 3 weeks after tearing another knee ligament.
To wrap it up what have I learned while writing and thinking about this?! The old saying is true, "too much of anything is not good for you." I realize that too much work (too much for me would kill most! ha) leads me to drink to relieve stress because I don't have the enerey to work out. Too much alcohol leads me to do a lot of dumb shit and put my health at risk, which then effects my work and my ability to work out. And if I decide to work out like a maniac I am again putting my health at risk which effects my work and my ability to get smashed on occasion.
So I guess I need to find out how to balance the 3 things...
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